Man vs Mild

Hey Hey Hey.

So since we last spoke there was Spring Break in California and two weeks back in Tucson.

Spring Break was very cool. I stayed at my parent's apartment in LA and it is pretty spesch. Sorry to disapoint those of you who are fans of String the rig and those of you who wish to put a black mark on any future career I may or may not have in the public eye, but there was no scandelous behaviour on my part. Although even if there was, I wouldn't share it here.

The highlight of the week was obviously watching the LA Lakers take on my Golden State Warriors at Staples Center. From a box seat no less. Unfortunately I forgot to put my flash drive in my camera so I couldn't take any photos. However for any doubters out there I have saved the ticket, so put a sock in it.

I also spent a rather large amount of time watching the NCAA tournament and took great delight in the fact that Arizona made it to the Sweet Sixteen (Quarter-Finals).

At some point during the week, I had the chance to spend a day cruising up and down Santa Monica. It was awesome, the best bit was seeing the ocean again. That is something that you tend to miss after five months in the desert. In addition, Santa Monica has a pretty sweet little, shops/cafe set up without being to full of itself.

Oh, and President Obama stayed across the road. Despite public outcry to do otherwise, I didn't not try and take on the Secret Service, just to say hello. That would have been rude.

The lowlight of the trip was definately coming back to Tucson. No, not because I was sentimental (you should know by now I don't feel emotion) but because it was a 10 hour train ride. Don't get me wrong, trains are cool. I'm a train rater not a train hater, but 10 hours going at 40mph can get a bit tidious.

Ok so that was LA. Super. Back in Tucson, there was a mad rush to study for one of my mid-terms. Which did not go so well. But the good news is that I was saved by the bell curve and am still in the game.

Interestingly, the subject is about armed conflict and one of my other units is about women in politics and in that class I am doing reasonably well. So you could read into this and say that I am a big girly man, or you could read into it and say that I'm all sensitive to the ladies needs and I am just what you are looking for in a life partner.

I think neither are correct. Its probably more likely that there are lots of intelligent women in that class and I don't want to look like a dickhead.

That weekend I went to my first frat party. It was not bad. Not bad at all. But rest assured, Australian University drinking clubs, you go just as well and often better.

This week just gone was dominated by study. I did manage to creep out on Saturday night, but that was really the extent of it.

My brother is coming out tonight, so that is exciting. I told him to bring a pair of 'loose pants' because I plan on taking him on a 'Chris Barty Cheeseburger tour'. I'll let you know how that goes.

OH! Jay-Z in exactly 3 weeks. Yep. Yep. Yep.

ctb.

Well, at least its not green.

So its been an interesting week. My hair has changed colors twice and shortened in length. The first color change has been hidden in my soon-to-be-deleted social networking page of choice. The second, will never seen by anybody because as soon as it happened, I bought a hat. Until the situation is rectified, all photos in which I am featured will be taken under the protection of my new one-fit baseball cap. It is a particularly cool hat though.

For those wondering. I lost a bet. Well technically, I won a bet. But I lost. If you know what I mean. Before I got it done, the stylist asked an interesting question, 'is your hair virgin?'. I was taken aback by the question. But it makes sense now that its been completely fucked.

I was in Wisconsin for the Intercollegiate National Championships. Apparently Wisconsin is famous for beer and cheese. I indulged in a little of both. I also had a record five cheeseburgers.

The team came fourth, which is how we started the week. It was a slightly empty feeling in the makeshift locker room (which was actually a squash court, with a clear glass wall on one side) after the game. I think its because the boys felt that they had the tools to at least pick up a spot during the week.

However thats sport, and its generally a squad with a lot of promise that needs minor tweaking rather than wholesale change to get a lot done. So hopefully the boys will learn from it and go on to bigger and better things next year.

I think the lads think I'm completely ridiculous. I taught them the phrases,
'Face like a dropped pie'
'Face like a bucket of smashed crabs'
'A few kangaroos short in the top paddock'
(which they thought I made up, they also didn't know what a paddock was)

I also got a chance to catch up with a few Gliders, which was nice. Apparently my accent is very Australian. Which I think is a compliment of the highest order. So thank you ladies.

After a day of rest and recuperation I flew to LA to catch up with my family. For those who were hoping for Mexican shenanigans don't panic, I'm hoping to head down next month for a weekend of fun.

I'm looking forward to getting to the beach and unleashing the scotsman on Southern California.

ctb

What's black, white and red all over?

I heard today that Seattle is now without a major newspaper after the Post Intelligencer decided to go entirely online after the cost of using paper proved too expensive. This is a sign of the times as people prefer to get their news from alternate sources. While on the plane, I read that TV might also be in trouble as those in the industry look to go online.

At first I was saddened by the news that their would be no news, on paper at least. After all newspapers have been a regular feature of the home for scores of years. There are many reasons why newspapers in their current form, will continue to struggle. They simply can not compete with the up to the minute updates, of internet, mobile, TV and radio news. As a news follower it also doesn't make sense to pay for a newspaper, when you can get the same article online for free and possibly a free video update. In this scenario I get to decide what is and what is not newsworthy. Not even Cable television or satellite radio can compete with that. If the website I'm looking at doesn't have the news I'm after I can quickly and easily switch news services, much like changing channels on the TV or the radio.

I then thought, if there are no newspapers, then what will I use to squash bugs? I then remembered that I've used everything from flip flops to the bottom of soft drink cans to get the job done and they've all be relatively effective. So once again, newspapers appear to be replaceable.

It also seems that Paper boys (or newspaper delivery persons if you want to be politically correct), will be out of a job. Will this mean that more children will be asking their parents for extra pocket money, thus adversely effecting the economy? I'm not economist, so my sound financial advice is, look elsewhere for sound financial advice.

The one advantage that newspapers have is that once something is put down on paper, it is undeniable. It is there for all to see. It can not be deleted or infected by a virus, it can not be hacked into or changed.

I wouldn't suggest that newspaper reporting is flawless in its factuality, but you can generally be sure who wrote it and the circumstances in which it was written. I'm not sure the internet has the same assurances.

On that basis then it could be said that newspapers could in their current format if they manage to 'sell' integrity. Emphasize good factually based reporting, rather than sensationalism and bias. I'd like to think that facts are still important and if their important, then surely they are profitable.

I went into a record store today and saw that they were openly selling vynil records in a commercial fashion. There was a sign declaring 'Vynil is Back!'. Perhaps there is a precedent there. Vynil as I understand it and again I'm no expert, has a better sound quality than CD's, but they just don't last as long and aren't as easy to produce, therefore, newspapers could survive as long as they pride themselves on quality reporting as opposed to 'fast food' journalism.

Although I think its perhaps slightly unfair to suggest that journalists who go online are 'fast food' journalists, as there is quality out there.

Also do you really want to see a family sitting around a breakfast table, where everyone has their eyes fixed to a laptop? It would be interesting to see what the effects of that are.

Just a thought. By the way did you like my financial pun of a title? Think about it...there you go.

ctb

Got Tiger? Apparently Not.

Three weeks. No entry. Surely that can't be right.

I think its more a sign that I have got myself into the swing of things here in the U of A. The past few weeks have been pretty busy, with basketball and study taking up a fair portion of my time. Unfortunately this doesn't leave much time for sight-seeing, but I knew this when I signed up, so I'm more than happy to stick to the task at hand.

The team travelled to Missouri, where we came away 3-2. It was a really good weekend from a basketball standpoint, because I got to play against the two best teams the US has to offer, in Illinois and Whitewater. Whilst there are lots of things that need improving, it was good to know that I didn't get blown off the court, and can stick it with these guys. Certainly a big confidence boost.

One thing I am perfectly happy to admit is that I am completely useless at geography and directions. So much so, that unlike your stereotypical man, I have absolutely no problem in asking for help, in fact its generally advised when travelling with me. That said, I don't care how good you are at geography, it makes little sense that Kansas City, is in fact prodeminately in Missouri and only a little bit in Kansas. That absolutely spun me out. I'm playing the FES (Foreign Exchange Student) card on that one.

The trip also included a visit to a fast-food outlet that you can only get in the mid-west. Apparently they are famous for their 'butter-burgers'. Being the Cheeseburger expert that I am, I was pretty excited by the prospect. I then followed that up with the Sundae from hell. So my heart pretty much took a pounding.

Also I somehow lost a bet, which I'm really sure was a bet, so much as a 'heads I win/tails you lose' situation. The endgame is that I have to die my hair blonde. The upside is that at least I don't have to die my hair blue.

The only other really exciting thing to happen, was an asthma issue. Woke up. Couldn't breathe. Went to class. Really couldn't breathe. Went to medical center. Put on machine for an hour. Breathe better. Given Medication. Week later, totally fine.

Tiger Woods was also in town this week. I had planned to go out and watch him play. Golf isn't really my primary interest, but you have to respect what Tiger does. However the plans hit a snag when Tiger got bumped out in the second round. Lame. Super Lame.

Spring Break is coming up, my options at this stage are either, Mexico or California. I'd prefer Mexico, but would be satisfied with Cali.

ctb

Bama Jama

Lets see, I've shaved four times since I last posted, so it must have been about two weeks. Super manly I know.

Oh so last week I went to see my first college basketball game. Pleased to report that the U of A took care of Washington State University. Being such a big basketball fan, this was a massive thrill for me. The standard of basketball was good, there were three sets of cheerleaders, a marching band, three mascots and best of all 13 000 vocal and biased supporters. Brilliant stuff.

A little thing called the superbowl happened and the air was let out of an entire state's collective balloon. I won't harp on too much about that. But did you see Bruce Springteen's powerslide during the half-time show? The boss still has it!

Classes seemingly floated along as they always do. Getting through. One of my classes had particular significance this week, with a 'pro-life' exhibition being erected in the middle of the university. It contained 15 foot images of aborted feotuses. If the aim of the exhibition was to provoke a response it succeeded. People from all angles of the political spectrum weren't afraid to voice their opinion.

I went to Birmingham, Alabama this weekend for another round of games with the basketball team. We went 2-1, going down to UTA again. The result was dissapointing, but hopefully it will translate to some desperation on the training track this week.

Alabama brought me my first barbeque/steakhouse experience. Its a good thing I'm not adverse to eating meat. So much meat. I had 4 cheeseburgers in 3 days. Someone point me in the direction of the gym. Actually you better get another burger on the grill, I'll probably be hungry afterwards. Oh and Cheese-cornbread biscuits? Wow. Just Wow.

I found out the term 'gang-banging' is not to be thrown around lightly. Who knew?

ctb.

United States of Australia

For those who are lucky enough to call themselves citizens of the sunburnt country I hope enjoyed the festivities that go along with our national holiday. I'm sure you all enjoyed them responsibly and took time to reflect on what exactly it means to be Australian. No. Seriously. I'm almost positive you did that.

For myself, this was the first time I spent Australia on foreign soil, quite an unusual experience. Especially when you see photos of what other people have been getting upto back home. That said, myself and the other Australian students tried to make it as 'Australian' as possible, by popping a few snaggas on the barbie and sinking Fosters. Apparently Fosters is 'Australian for beer', but I must admit this was the first time I've had the stuff that comes out of the blue tin and I don't think I was alone.

I also managed to listen to the webcast of Triple J's Hottest 100. This is something I have enjoyed doing for a little while now, and I have most of the CD's in my collection. I often don't agree with what comes out on top and what doesn't make the list. Like for example, how Phrase's 'Clockwork' and 'No Rides Left' by Horrorshow missed out. I'm not sure that I saw any TZU in there either? I was also surprised that Vampire Weekend didn't poll better. Perhaps that style of Indie/Pop/Rock has done its dash. Who knows?

I spent a fair portion of the weekend on my social network of choice, awaiting response from my video speech for PC's 21st. I would like to take another opportunity to issue an unreserved apology to members of Patrick's family for any potential embarrasment caused. However I would like to think that I delevired what was asked of me. It was certainly a tough thing to miss out on, however I knew that this would be one of the consequences of my decision to come to the US. I think I can take solace in the fact that the party looked like it was absolutely insane and that everyone made sure that the big red machine had a great night.

So how about that weather huh? Well its freezing during the night time, but it is the middle of winter so thats to be expected. During the day however you could be excused for thinking that we are on the cusp of summer. It is absolutely beautiful. A lot of guys I have spoken to, said that they came to the U of A for the climate. I thought that was a crap answer. But with the weather being the way it has over the last couple of days, perhaps it is an answer of some merit. It does make for ominous signs for when we roll into summer though.

I lined up in my first official college basketball tournament this weekend. That's right, I play college basketball, what do you do?

I'm sure there are a number of responses that would trump that question, but I still think its pretty cool.

We ended up 3-1 for the weekend, with our only loss coming at the hands of UTA. However we get another crack at them in about 10 days, so hopefully with some solid work on the training track we can correct that one.

On a personal note, I didn't play like a complete hack, which is good, but there is still plenty of room for improvement. Although I figuire, do your best today, but make sure you are better tomorrow. I think I am acomplishing that much at least.

Today is also Chinese new year, and as it happens this year is the year of the Ox. That wouldn't come as much signifcance to me usually as I'm not Chinese (shocking I know)... although I do enjoy the food. In any case, at some point last year I was given the nickname 'The Ox'. I actually really like it, because as far as I know, Oxen are cattle that are trained to carry big loads. I would like to think that I have been transforming myself over the past little while into an Ox on the basketball court. The name itself serves as a reminder to keep working hard. Oxen are also renound for being more intelligent than your average member of the herd. Although Oxen are often castrated, the last time I checked that hasn't happened yet.

As always wikipedia has come to my immediate rescue and potential downfall, but here is an article about some of the traits of the Ox http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ox_(zodiac).

Maybe I possess these traits maybe I don't, but I think 2009 has already presented me with plenty of opportunities that would sinful to waste.

I was also given a questionaire by a Minister (of the church) today. His questions seemed to suggest that I was going to hell because I hadn't comitted 100% of my life to Jesus.

Gee. Hope not. I think I'm a nice guy...

ctb

The Chris Barty Sports Club

So this really has not much to do with anything, but I was going through some old videos on YouTube and I thought I would put together some of my favorite sporting teams just for fun. The first is my All-time Fremantle Dockers line-up. This year will mark my tenth as a member of the club and I thought I should put up a team up of all the players that have provided me with fond/not so fond memories. This is not really a 'best of' team.

FB: Robbie Hadrill, Shane Parker, Roger Hayden

HB: Dale Kickett, Luke McPharlin, James Walker

C: Shaun MacManus, Paul Haselby, Des Headland

HF: Clive Waterhouse, Matthew Pavlich, Steven Koops

FF: Jeff Farmer, Tony Modra, Andrew Wills

Ruck: Aaron Sandilands, Peter Bell, Troy Cook (c)

Int: Adrian Fletcher, Justin Longmuir, Brad Bootsma, Michael Johnson

Emg: Clem Michael, Jason Norrish, Leigh Brown, Paul Medhurst

on paper it doesn't look like a half bad team really.

Chris Barty XI

Mark Taylor (c)
Justin Langer
Ricky Ponting
Darren Leahman
Michael Clarke
Michael Bevan
Adam Gilchrist
Shane Warne
Andrew Bichel/Damien Fleming (too hard to split)
Jason Gillespie
Glenn McGrath

12th man: David Clarence Boon
Extra Man: Ian Harvey