Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The Barteesees

I'll write a proper entry tomorrow, but I thought given that there is 20 minutes left in the year and I have had a beer it would be a good time for the first ever Barteesee awards. This may be the only time the Barteesees are dished out so feel proud if you receive one. As the name suggests I decide the catagories and I decide who wins what.

NEWCOMER OF THE YEAR:
- Zoe Young
- Lee Nott

THE 'TOUCH TOO MUCH' AWARD:
- Kayne West for 808 and Heartbreaks, too much synth or electro voice thingy

THE 'I DON'T GET WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT' AWARD:
- Kings of Leon for 'Sex on Fire'

THE 'TV DISCOVERY OF THE YEAR'
- Season Two of the American Office

THE 'SO GLAD YOUR BACK' AWARD
- AC/DC (specifically Rock n Roll Train)

THE 'BEER OF THE YEAR' AWARD
- Newcastle Brown Ale

THE 'UNIT OF THE YEAR' AWARD
- Hist 2270 - Australia at War

THE 'PANTO OF THE YEAR' AWARD
- The Curtin version of Aladdin

TRIP OF THE YEAR
- Wheelcats to Brisbane, Wheelcats to Japan

ROLLERCOASTER OF THE YEAR
- The Simpsons Ride

THE 'HIT ME OVER THE HEAD BECAUSE ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THIS' AWARD
- Yan and Claire for merciless playing of Death Cab for Cutie on a trip down south. Although it provided plenty of fodder for comedy.

THE 'JOKE GONE TOO FAR' AWARD
- Siobhan

THE 'BEST PARTY ORGANISATION' AWARD
- Tim Burns

THE 'SPEW OF THE YEAR' AWARD
- Ben Wright's 21st

THE 'BEST THING TO DO ON A MONDAY NIGHT' AWARD
- Cards

THE 'SPORTING VICTORY OF THE YEAR' AWARD
-The Rollers
- Stuart McGill retires

Sorry if I missed anything out but its New Years now so there is no point dwelling. Lets get on with it.

ctb.

3 comments:

Zoe said...

I'm glad to be linked to no less than three of those awards!

patcullen88 said...

hear hear mate.

these barteesee's should become a regular fixture.

Just like Yannicks taste in shit music.

sparklegreen said...

Congratulations ZOE!!!!!!!!